Douches
It cracks me up when you meet “celebrity” types and they are total fuckholes. Especially when they are technically no longer even really known.
On the one hand, they are like I NEED MY PRIVACY and on the other hand, they are pissed that nobody gives a shit about them these days.
You can’t have both, assholes.
It also always reminds me of the saying where one should watch how someone treats a waiter/waitress, if you want to see what type of person they are. Some of the people I was working with this weekend were very nice to their fans, and then complete assholes to the photographers just out of earshot of the fans.
Universally though, as it is pretty much their jobs, the agents are total fucking cockeaters. I really think someone could just go around killing agents in gruesome manners and not only would that make for a good reality series (Celebrity Dexter!), it would also be doing this world a great service.
Also, I’m fairly sure I was hit on by one of them. Nice to feel needed, even if I’m not gay.
