Nothing Matters

Someone keeping relatively anonymous, due to being a coward. I may or may not be a photographer. Probably a bad one at that. Definitely NSFW.

Hallmark needs me

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

You have a nice ass.

I would like to cram my penis in there.

I’m finding that when you want to tell someone that you would enjoy forcibly sodomizing them, not many greeting cards help. Especially the ones in the “grandma” section.

  1. mmmcock posted this