November 2009
29 posts
Definitive
I read something recently saying that one can not be a genius, in the artistic sense, and also truly happy.
I slightly disagree with that, in that I think you can be insane and a genius, and simply unaware that you should be unhappy (or your happiness is based on non-standard things).
Someone asked me recently if I was always unhappy (as they thought was the case), and I was surprised they...
Douches
It cracks me up when you meet “celebrity” types and they are total fuckholes. Especially when they are technically no longer even really known.
On the one hand, they are like I NEED MY PRIVACY and on the other hand, they are pissed that nobody gives a shit about them these days.
You can’t have both, assholes.
It also always reminds me of the saying where one should watch how...
You are the best!
All morning I’ve been trying to picture how Hallmark would design a card to tell that special someone that you want to shit on their chest.
I don't particularly care who sorts them out
Today is Veteran’s Day.
Thanks and all that for protecting us I guess.
But really my point I meant to get to was that if there were a service I could join that would allow me to just kill a lot of people, I would sprint down there this instant. I wouldn’t do so well with things like people telling me what to do, or sitting around waiting, or the other people and the like - but just...
WatchI find Han Solo in blackface to be offensive.
hunk-o-mass:
Drunk Ewoks disrupt the Today Show. (via)
October 2009
15 posts
Great Personality, Yeah
Do you ever get the feeling that maybe Ty’s got money?
http://twitpic.com/mly0o
(To be fair, it supposedly really isn’t the money, but the fact that he’s Ron Wood’s son - as in the drummer for the Stones.)
Wow
Lara Jade is blond now. Wow.
http://twitpic.com/m4i6b
Hallmark needs me
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
You have a nice ass.
I would like to cram my penis in there.
I’m finding that when you want to tell someone that you would enjoy forcibly sodomizing them, not many greeting cards help. Especially the ones in the “grandma” section.
Taunting Bears
The other night some show had guys on who dive off of cliffs with these wing suits on and glide down, eventually opening parachutes. The main guy was also some sort of expert skier as well.
So clearly he’s one of those people who doesn’t have normal levels of something in his head (probably dopamine) so they do increasingly ridiculous things in order to get more adrenaline et al...
September 2009
163 posts
Drunken competency has its downsides on the wallet
I drank a lot last night. It was a good night where drinking worked at making everything feel warm and nice.
On the downside, I apparently bought a camera.
This could get expensive.